Description
Poop Then Run Hoodie (Version 2)
The runner’s golden rule in a bold, distressed retro mountain trail design. Different style, same essential message: always poop before you run. No exceptions!
Quality Construction
Made from premium 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, this heavyweight hoodie is comfortable and durable. The retro mountain landscape is vivid thanks to DTF printing. Made in Lancashire, UK.
Pre-Run Priority
Perfect for trail runners, early morning runners, and anyone who’s learned the hard way that the pre-run routine is non-negotiable.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 44-46 | 31 | 28 |
If you are between sizes, we recommend going up one for a comfy, relaxed fit.
Product Features
- Premium unisex hoodie
- DTF printed design (Direct-to-Film technology)
- Soft fleece lining
- Machine washable
- Printed in-house in Lancashire, UK






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