Ultra Running Definition Hoodie – More Dirt Fewer Toenails More Crying

Description

Ultra Running Definition Hoodie

Ultra Running (noun): Similar to running, but with more dirt, fewer toenails, and more crying. The most accurate dictionary definition of ultra running ever written — brutally honest and completely true.

Premium Hoodie Quality

Constructed from 80/20 cotton-polyester heavyweight fabric for comfort and longevity. The retro mountain design is charming thanks to DTF printing. Made in Lancashire, UK.

For Honest Ultrarunners

Perfect for ultramarathon veterans who’ve lost toenails, trail runners who’ve cried at mile 40, and anyone who knows the unglamorous truth about ultra running.