I’m Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter Hoodie

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Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Hoodie

I run. I’m slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. But I run! This hilariously specific description of slow running is pure poetry for the back of the pack.

Premium Hoodie Quality

Constructed from 80/20 cotton-polyester heavyweight fabric for comfort and longevity. DTF printing creates a crisp, readable design. Made in Lancashire, UK.

For The Proudly Slow

Perfect for slow runners who own it, parkrunners, and anyone who’s ever been overtaken by a power walker but kept going anyway.