Description
Slow And Steady Hoodie
Slow and steady wins the race — crossed out — hopefully just doesn’t finish dead last! This brutally honest design takes the classic saying and gives it a reality check for back-of-the-pack runners.
Premium Heavyweight Hoodie
Crafted from 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie offers comfort and warmth. The multi-coloured text is vibrant thanks to DTF printing. Made in Lancashire, UK.
For Realistic Slow Runners
Perfect for slow runners with realistic expectations, parkrunners, and anyone who’s modified their goals from ‘winning’ to ‘not finishing last’.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 44-46 | 31 | 28 |
If you are between sizes, we recommend going up one for a comfy, relaxed fit.
Product Features
- Premium unisex hoodie
- DTF printed design (Direct-to-Film technology)
- Soft fleece lining
- Machine washable
- Printed in-house in Lancashire, UK





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