Description
Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Hoodie
I run. I’m slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. But I run! This hilariously specific description of slow running is pure poetry for the back of the pack.
Premium Hoodie Quality
Constructed from 80/20 cotton-polyester heavyweight fabric for comfort and longevity. DTF printing creates a crisp, readable design. Made in Lancashire, UK.
For The Proudly Slow
Perfect for slow runners who own it, parkrunners, and anyone who’s ever been overtaken by a power walker but kept going anyway.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 44-46 | 31 | 28 |
If you are between sizes, we recommend going up one for a comfy, relaxed fit.
Product Features
- Premium unisex hoodie
- DTF printed design (Direct-to-Film technology)
- Soft fleece lining
- Machine washable
- Printed in-house in Lancashire, UK
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