Description
If You Can Read This I’m Not Last Hoodie (Bold Patch)
If you can read this, then I’m not last! This clean version features bold black text on a white background patch for maximum readability — because the person behind you needs to read it clearly!
Quality Construction
Made from premium 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, this heavyweight hoodie is comfortable and durable. The bold text on white patch is crisp thanks to DTF printing. Made in Lancashire, UK.
For Visible Slow Runners
Perfect for back-of-the-pack runners, parkrunners, and anyone who wants maximum visibility for their not-last status. The clearest version of this classic running joke.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 44-46 | 31 | 28 |
If you are between sizes, we recommend going up one for a comfy, relaxed fit.
Product Features
- Premium unisex hoodie
- DTF printed design (Direct-to-Film technology)
- Soft fleece lining
- Machine washable
- Printed in-house in Lancashire, UK





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