Description
If You Can Read This I’m Not Last Hoodie (Gold Distressed)
If you can read this, then I’m not last! This gold distressed typography version delivers the same hilarious message with a vintage, worn-in look. The perfect excuse for running slowly.
Premium Heavyweight Hoodie
Crafted from 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie offers comfort and warmth. The gold distressed text is striking thanks to DTF printing. Made in Lancashire, UK.
For Proudly Slow Runners
Perfect for back-of-the-pack runners, charity run participants, and anyone who embraces their slower pace with style and humour.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 44-46 | 31 | 28 |
If you are between sizes, we recommend going up one for a comfy, relaxed fit.
Product Features
- Premium unisex hoodie
- DTF printed design (Direct-to-Film technology)
- Soft fleece lining
- Machine washable
- Printed in-house in Lancashire, UK





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