Description
If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch Hoodie
If I collapse, please pause my watch. Priorities, people! This hilarious design in teal text with a retro sunset runner perfectly captures the obsession every runner has with their watch data.
Premium Heavyweight Hoodie
Crafted from 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie offers comfort and warmth. The teal text and sunset design are vibrant thanks to DTF printing. Made in Lancashire, UK.
For Watch-Obsessed Runners
Perfect for Garmin addicts, Strava fanatics, and any runner whose first thought after collapsing would genuinely be about their pace data.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 40-42 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 42-44 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 44-46 | 31 | 28 |
If you are between sizes, we recommend going up one for a comfy, relaxed fit.
Product Features
- Premium unisex hoodie
- DTF printed design (Direct-to-Film technology)
- Soft fleece lining
- Machine washable
- Printed in-house in Lancashire, UK





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